Just the one nipple this issue we're afraid, lads. It's this one right here.
IDIOTICA's legal beagle, pictured here enjoying a bagel and looking regal.
Idiotica sincerely regrets any offence caused to companies with big legal departments. We are no strangers to the threat of legal action (the Evening Standard and Bernard Matthews have both given us the runs for our money) and we find it terrifying. Idiotica would like to stress that there is no need for any of that.
Please just ask us to remove the offending content and we will.
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